Monday, October 05, 2009

Urine-nation


White Dog on a Leash, Lifting His Leg and Urinating Clipart Illustration
Are you one of those folks, like The Boy, who refuses to listen to reason and wash produce before he eats it? Well here is a cautionary tale. As I was walking to work, I heard a Family-Guy-type voice screaming.

"Oh yeah, go ahead and just let your dog go on my box of vegetables."

As i looked up, I noticed a big truck with a big guy in it yelling down to a lady and her dog which had just, um, baptized the beets, so to speak.

"Just keep walking. Don't do nothing about it," he screamed down.

"Well, I don't think he meant it," she said.

"Well I think he did," said the guy.

I kept walking. And I will be extra vigilant about washing my veges from now on. Fo sho.

4 comments:

Steeeve said...

Yo Bomb, take a look at a post on my FB wall from 11/17/09 and send me a FB email with personal contact info...Thanks, Steve Shepard

Anonymous said...

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Christa Avampato said...

That's hilarious. Now I'm really going to start washing my vegetables! Good advice for all...

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