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Are you one of those folks, like The Boy, who refuses to listen to reason and wash produce before he eats it? Well here is a cautionary tale. As I was walking to work, I heard a Family-Guy-type voice screaming.
"Oh yeah, go ahead and just let your dog go on my box of vegetables."
As i looked up, I noticed a big truck with a big guy in it yelling down to a lady and her dog which had just, um, baptized the beets, so to speak.
"Just keep walking. Don't do nothing about it," he screamed down.
"Well, I don't think he meant it," she said.
"Well I think he did," said the guy.
I kept walking. And I will be extra vigilant about washing my veges from now on. Fo sho.
